I realize I tend to see the worst in things, under some circumstances. I was just taking a wizz. Above the toilet on a little mirrored edge my girlfriend had her blow dryer resting. It seemed a little too close to the edge, still plugged in. What if it fell into the toilet and the electricity traveled back up my pee stream and gave me a jolt down under?
I wouldn't be writing this.
But I am thankful that gravity wasn't too thirsty to pull that beast down before I noticed.