Monday, March 31, 2008


A Caucasian man sits at a table in a Chinatown restaurant. His family, wife , young son, and young daughter eat lo mein while the man is engaged in a cell phone conversation. Between the man's phrases we hear a garbled and unintelligible audio response on his cell phone which lies on the middle of table, speaker phone enabled.

Man: Sitting in some dark basement freezing.

Man: and it’s not just-

Man: I would like to go to the lake.

Man: It’s not just some gook!

Man: The absurdity if it.

Man: Seriously, duck dumping, not hot.

Man: I’m not getting some kick.

Man: Um.

Man: And it’s up to 30 bucks!

Man: It’s absurd.

Man: It’s wrong.

Man: The rainbow is substantially more expensive.

Man: In terms of food quality, this is-

Man: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Man: Poor people!

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