A Caucasian man sits at a table in a Chinatown restaurant. His family, wife , young son, and young daughter eat lo mein while the man is engaged in a cell phone conversation. Between the man's phrases we hear a garbled and unintelligible audio response on his cell phone which lies on the middle of table, speaker phone enabled.
Man: Sitting in some dark basement freezing.
Man: and it’s not just-
Man: I would like to go to the lake.
Man: It’s not just some gook!
Man: The absurdity if it.
Man: Seriously, duck dumping, not hot.
Man: I’m not getting some kick.
Man: And it’s up to 30 bucks!
Man: It’s absurd.
Man: It’s wrong.
Man: The rainbow is substantially more expensive.
Man: In terms of food quality, this is-
Man: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Man: Poor people!