tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42699466821713801602024-03-12T22:30:48.564-07:00The Igloo Ovenscribblings, jottings, scenes & stories of Jeff Phillips, writer/performer/producer.The Igloo Ovenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.comBlogger284125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4269946682171380160.post-88798934677264901822016-03-26T20:04:00.000-07:002016-03-26T20:04:10.483-07:00Defunct, RedirectHello! Thank you to anyone who has read this blog over the years, but this page is now a bit defunct. But please consider checking out the other work that has kept busy and away from updating here.<br />
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My friend Dan Mac Rae and I collaborated on a journal dedicated to the novella, Zizobotchi Papers, which you can learn more about here - <a href="http://bakerandbrady.com/">http://bakerandbrady.com/</a><br />
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I've also been a regular contributor at the site Drinkers With Writing Problems, where every other Wednesday I release either a short story or a short personal essay. There's also a swell community of other writers publishing there, I recommend you explore their work as well - <a href="http://drinkerswithwritingproblems.com/">http://drinkerswithwritingproblems.com/</a><br />
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I used to use this blog as kind of my main hub, but for a full list of my publications and events, please visit - <a href="http://www.jeffphillipsofficial.com/">http://www.jeffphillipsofficial.com/</a><br />
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Again, thanks for checking in here over the years. I hope you'll humor me by continuing to check in at the sites mentioned above!The Igloo Ovenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4269946682171380160.post-21099606613619879162014-10-19T10:20:00.001-07:002014-10-19T10:20:10.802-07:00Boy's Club: Scary Scouting<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">This time of year makes me think of the woods, and of scary
things as to fit the spooky vibe of Halloween. These thoughts intersect with
old memories of my time in the Cub Scouts and Boy Scouts of America.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I’ll start with my first vivid understanding that I could
potentially be murdered. I was 8 years old, living in a suburb of <st1:city>Pittsburgh</st1:city>
at the time. I was maybe a Wolf and our troop went on a weekend camping trip up
in northern <st1:state>Pennsylvania</st1:state>. The
dads got their kicks from perpetuating a rumor that an escaped convict from a
nearby penitentiary was hiding out in the woods near our campground. They were
elaborate with this prank. They even recorded fake radio broadcasts and played
them back to us, and we kids weren’t smart enough to realize it was a tape
player. On the final night of the trip, as we gathered around a big bonfire,
one of the dads had snuck off and put on a Jason hockey mask. He also grabbed
himself a hatchet. Better to commit to it with a deadly prop. During a quiet
moment he came running up from a thick pocket of woods with the weapon held up
high. Everyone scattered and screamed. I remember thinking <i>this is when we
all die. This is it. </i> The hatchet
looked a very capable instrument. My pounding heart let me know I had blood to
spill, lots of it. I remember the panic being a quick flash that flowed into a
sort of resignation into inevitability. <i>We’re getting murdered, oh shit. </i>The
sense of community, of being taken down with your peers, was almost tinged with
a weird giddiness? I put a question mark there because I still don’t understand
what I was feeling there. The dad soon took off his mask and let out a big
belly laugh. It was Mr. C. <i>Oh geeze, Mr. C, you had us going. You had us
going real good.<o:p></o:p></i></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The rest of my time in Cub Scouts was pretty tame. I
sometimes feared that I’d wet the bed on one of our trips. I did get a fishing
hook stuck inside my finger tip but I don’t think that ended up too bad. I
think it was a quick fix. A dad who didn’t speak much English helped pull that
out. No First Aid kits were involved. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">There was a father/son camping trip when I was a Webelo
(final year of Cub Scouts, we were living in <st1:state>Maine</st1:state>
at this point) and my dad was meeting me at the campground after he got out of
work. He hit some bad traffic and wound up getting there pretty late. I was
convinced at the time that he had gotten into a bad accident. I said this worry
aloud and my friend V told me I was an idiot, only stupid people got into accidents
and that my dad wasn’t stupid, so he wasn’t in an accident. That didn’t make me
feel better because it seemed my friend really didn’t understand how accidents
worked. How they could happen to anyone. My dad finally made it, but there was
some drama the next afternoon when someone’s mom tripped over a rope that ran
from our tent to the stake securing it into the ground. The mom didn’t see it
because she was busy blowing on her bowl of hot chili and so she spilled this
hot chili all over her chest. Her husband, a big shaggy, bearded man, was
outraged and started screaming at my dad that he was going to sue the shit out
of us. So I felt the fear that we were going to be ruined financially. Later
that night my dad read to me from a book about haunted Civil War battlegrounds
and I didn’t sleep much because the stories were good and got enough into my
head to keep me from wanting to step outside into the woods to pee, and I was
also really worried about us getting sued, it sounded like something that could
be pretty intense to have to go through. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Nothing came of the lawsuit. The chili burn probably wasn’t
too damaging after all. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">When I got into Boy Scouts I started to witness behaviors
that were a little more deranged. On one camping trip we stayed in a big cabin
with many different rooms and bunks. The troop leader’s son, R, pulled aside a
smaller scout, O, while the rest of us were eating dinner in the mess hall, and
tied him to a bed post in one of the rooms and whipped the kid with his belt. R
was suspended from scouts for one week. O, understandably so, decided to leave
the scouts for good. R didn’t seem to understand the terror he caused. When he
was back after his week off he was yucking it up as usual. Many years later R
was arrested because the person he sold his prescription pain killers to died
from an overdose.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The character that gave me the biggest creeps we’ll call H.
He was red headed and gangly and in his twenties. He had made it through as an
Eagle Scout several years before, and really truly loved scouts, because he
volunteered a lot of his time to helping out with our troop at meetings and
camping trips. He loved cheesy jokes, and irritating Mr. L. One year my family
took a trip back through <st1:state>Pennsylvania</st1:state>
and we ran into H at <st1:place><st1:placename>Hershey</st1:placename> <st1:placetype>Park</st1:placetype></st1:place>.
He was wearing his Boy Scout shirt, which was soaked. My brother said hello to
him and H suppressed a giggle and said “now you can tell everyone I went on a
wet ride.” More giggles followed from H.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I didn’t last too long with Boy Scouts. I quit about a year
into it. The troop leaders chose weird moments to be sticklers. Like one time
we were standing at attention and a moose ran by, so the troop leaders got giddy
and pointed and ran toward it, saying moose, moose! Then they chewed us out
because we all got excited when they did and ran to see the moose. We were told
to never, ever break rank! I got chewed out another time because one kid was
filling up a cast iron frying pan with dirty dish water and dumping it on
people. I caught him in the act and tipped it back on him. I was apparently the
bad guy. I had to go sit on a stump by myself away from everyone for awhile. That
was the last scolding I wanted to take from those fools.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">When I was well into college my mom sent me a News clipping
from our local paper. H had been arrested for downloading kiddie porn on his
computer. His interest in spending time with the Boy Scouts now seemed to come
from a much darker place.</span></div>
The Igloo Ovenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.com3Chicago, IL, USA41.8781136 -87.62979819999998241.4995241 -88.275245199999986 42.256703099999996 -86.984351199999978tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4269946682171380160.post-1858515776564126932014-09-13T14:42:00.002-07:002014-09-13T14:42:33.737-07:00Shame Train<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">There was a young woman who tried to cut me in line to get on the Blue Line. Actually she tried to cut a lot of people in line and was successful to a point. This was at an auxiliary entrance/exit at the Western Stop that only had one turnstile, one of those tall gate-like things, and there were a lot of people lined up to get on the train. This girl would walk up to the left of people and try and wiggle in front of them. She was in a hurry but that doesn't make her unique. And the line was moving as fast as it could. When one person moved up a step, so did the person behind them. She tried to do this to me as I got closer to the turnstile. She arched around to my left and I could feel her fast twitch muscles vibrate into the air and it was clear she was going to gun it. I didn't feel like seeing her win here though, her getting to work on time was no more important than anyone else getting to work on time. Maybe if she asked politely, "please, I'm running really really late, would you be so kind?" Instead she assumed importance and budged, budged ahead.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">But I stepped up quick after the blind guy in front of me made it through the turnstile, so she had to settle for going after me. I scanned my fare card and. Oh, wait, I had to step back because the blind guy was coming back through the turnstile. "Did your card your card not work, do you need me to scan my card to get you through?" I was about to ask this but he said "I decided not to go." This seemed to mess up the turnstile, him coming back through, so it stopped half way as I tried to pass. But lucky for me, the girl in a hurry had tapped her card, anxious to do that before it even prompted the next rider to scan their fare card, before it was even ready. Since there's a little time delay anyway with this new Ventra system, her card registered and it seemed to allow me to pass the rest of the way through, because apparently when the blind guy came back through it negated my scan. So her scan counted for me. Then the girl tried to go through and it wouldn't let her, so she scanned again. But it seemed she may have used the last of her fares on me accidentally. I hovered near the turnstile still, debating that maybe I should be nice and pass back my card. She was scanning and scanning and grunting away. Then she turned and when back down the stairs.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I felt bad because I carry a sensitivity to being perceived as a dick on the train. Once I was taking the Blue Line into work and the person ahead of me was zoned out listening to some possibly great tunes through big head phones. The cluster up ahead of him by the door thinned so I said excuse me several times, there was room beyond him, but he didn't hear me and continued to take up room. So I proceeded to squeeze behind him so I could exit before the doors closed and he got quite upset and screamed "hey! Hey! Don't push! We gotta let people ahead get out first buddy!" There was definitely room ahead, but everyone looked at me like I was an impatient dick. This stayed with me all day, and obviously still, as I felt I was unjustly cast in the role of subway asshole. So this came to mind when I somehow ended up reaping the benefit of the last of this girl's subway fares. And I felt pangs of guilt.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Then I got the train and let those slip away as the doors closed. She probably needed this as a lesson. This is what happens when you cut everyone in line and start swiping your card before the person ahead has started through the gates.</span>The Igloo Ovenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.com1Chicago, IL, USA41.8781136 -87.62979819999998241.4995241 -88.275245199999986 42.256703099999996 -86.984351199999978tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4269946682171380160.post-36598255752970913582014-05-15T17:45:00.000-07:002014-05-15T17:45:48.349-07:00Coffee Speckles<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">While on the train I realized after the fact that I must have been bumped, causing splashes of my coffee to speckle the fabric covering the upper arm of a woman.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I searched my pockets for a napkin, that I may offer to help mop it up. I couldn't find one.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I was the only one around her that was clutching a cup. It was me. I knew.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">At the next stop, the crowded train caused the departing to brush past her. When I looked next her coat was scrubbed dry. I felt like I was now off the hook.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">This may or may not be a revelation of my character.</span>The Igloo Ovenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.com0Chicago, IL, USA41.8781136 -87.62979819999998241.4995241 -88.275245199999986 42.256703099999996 -86.984351199999978tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4269946682171380160.post-78652572908843311452014-03-30T14:53:00.000-07:002014-03-30T14:53:27.165-07:00Militant Vegan<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">While recounting an old story to a new lady in my life, I stumbled upon a new realization.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The story was; when I was 20 and living near the intersection of Buena Ave and Broadway in Chicago, I was on my way home from class one evening and almost suffered an attack to my head.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">It was 6ish or 7ish and it was dark out because it was winter. A well dressed black man was walking up the sidewalk from the opposite direction. He slowed up, looking at me, like he recognized me. I slowed too thinking I might try and recognize him in return. He kept looking at me, then said "I should fucking kill you right now!" He next swung what looked like a metal faucet piece. I ducked just in time, the <i>whoosh </i>was a loud one. <i>Relief </i>was a loud one too;<i> </i>it didn't connect with my skull. I ran away from him shouting every single curse word I could think of until I got into the foyer of my building and rushed up to my apartment. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">When my breathing calmed, I called the police because I remember thinking, if I wind up dead I want them to have a suspect. Two police officers came, we filled out a police report. They told me to not take it personally, that there was a mental health facility nearby that was pretty come-and-go, some of their folks wandered around the neighborhood. I didn't so much take it personally, I didn't think that was the point.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Many months later I think I did see that guy again. I was waiting for a southbound Redline train, and I could see him across the tracks waiting for a northbound. I looked at him but he didn't look at me. I doubted that he remembered doing it, but I kept on looking, curious if there would be any sign of remembrance. Or guilt.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The new realization was this: at the time of the attempted assault, I was carrying home some food from the KFC around the corner. Something I had never considered before was that he could very well be a militant vegan sticking up for animal rights. Maybe it was personal. Maybe he was trying to permanently end my semi regular diet of meat. If this was it, then he would cease to be a bad guy in my book. I really like animals but don't have the courage to resist the barking of my taste buds. Perhaps I should listen the echoes of the past and their what-ifs. But I'm still just about to head off to the grocery store to pick up some meat to pan fry later this evening.</span>The Igloo Ovenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.com1Chicago, IL, USA41.8781136 -87.62979819999998241.4995241 -88.275245199999986 42.256703099999996 -86.984351199999978tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4269946682171380160.post-58249582324012635562014-01-11T11:07:00.000-08:002014-01-11T11:07:18.503-08:00Derecho<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I've been a bit absent from here, but I also had a bit of a derecho in my life at the end of 2013. I'm glad to see the year has turned to a new one. I'm making a toast that bad karma has been drained, and good stuff will rush in as nice surprises. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The Thursday before Christmas I came down with a flu that turned into a bad cough, one I thought was bronchitis as my live-in girlfriend at the time had bronchitis, and from what I understood of it, bronchitis is caused by a virus, rendering antibiotics useless. In fact I read many bulletins online urging doctors not to prescribe antibiotics for bronchitis as to not unnecessarily fan on antibiotic resistance. So assumed I needed rest. I avoided going to the doctor because dragging myself there and back just seemed like it'd be painful. I did drag myself to Michigan to visit my family for the holiday. Hitching a ride with my brother passing through town, we hit snow and some slow roads. We arrived at my mom's at 5:30 am. I was unable to sleep in the back of the car. This didn't help the immune system's fight. Despite a lot of rest over the course of a week I wasn't getting better. I wasn't really sleeping even with NyQuil. I'd lay in bed and just couldn't get comfortable. I'd have these half dreams where I'd hallucinate things happening in the room. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Finally when I arrived back in Chicago, way out of breath walking up the steps of Union Station, coughing my brains out, I decided to see a doctor. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I actually went to the Target Clinic down the street from my apartment because it was closer than my usual doctor. They clipped things on my fingertips to measure my oxygen levels and listened to my lungs with a stethoscope. They were pretty sure I had pneumonia but sent me to an Immediate Care facility for a chest x-ray so we could get a full diagnosis. I went, waited two hours, they didn't even do a chest x-ray, just did the same tests as Target, and wrote me a prescription for antibiotics and cough syrup with codeine. At first they didn't send the cough syrup prescription to the pharmacy next door, and so I pretended like maybe I misheard, because my ex-girlfriend had some left over cough syrup with codeine from her bout with bronchitis, so I was thinking, hey maybe I can save 10 bucks. But then the prescription arrived, a little late and separate from the antibiotic order. And then I thought it would be shady if I said, "I don't really need it, I have some already!"</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The antibiotics were a huge help. Made a difference in just a few days at least terms of getting my mind back. I'll still be getting stuff up and out of the lungs for a little while longer and am slowly getting my strength back. I am on the mend. My voice is shot. I might start a Tom Waits cover band. Pneumonia is a beast. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I'm glad I'm fairly young and in decent health, because I can see how it can turn deadly for some. I'd describe it as it's like your lungs are hungover, borderline alcohol poisoning hungover, but instead of vomiting, you're hacking up lung butter. And you have that poison feeling, as your lungs are fucking infected.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The other bad thing that happened was: You'll notice I referred to an ex-girlfriend and "live-in girlfriend at the time." Yes, that happened. I got my heart broken by someone I spent 5 years building a life with. I'm not bitter, it was amicable. Though it's a tough pill to swallow. But that's all I'm going to say about that. I suppose I have some personal shit to deal with that maybe shouldn't be on public display. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I will not be putting a Christmas 2013 ball ornament on a tree.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Moving on to exciting things. I've had a couple of short stories published! </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><a href="http://www.metazen.ca/?p=14190" target="_blank"><b>"Never Chewed Gum Before" over at Metazen</b></a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><a href="http://www.literaryorphans.org/playdb/the-blood-pressure-of-a-scuba-diver-by-jeff-phillips/" target="_blank"><b>"The Blood Pressure of a Scuba Diver" over at Literary Orphans</b></a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Please read them! I may be biased but I'm really really proud of them.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">On my way home from work the other day the Blue Line train arrived, and more people exited the train than were in line to board, yet suddenly there wasn't enough room for all of us to get on. This didn't make sense to me, other than people are pretty selfish about their personal space on public transit. I was angry in my head, and as the train pulled away I found myself wishing that someone in that car shits their pants and makes it repulsive and stinky for the people that decided not to make room for others. I allowed myself some measure of vindictiveness that day.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I also allowed myself the treat of stopping off at PopEye's for dinner. I lost 20 pounds it seems while being sick and feel I should put on a little fat to keep me warm this winter. While eating, there was a woman a few tables down having a conversation with herself. But she also looked so happy, the happiest, friendliest schizophrenic I've ever seen. It was like she had a great companionship going with the unseen persona. This reminded me that happiness is possible in fucked up circumstances. </span>The Igloo Ovenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.com1Chicago, IL, USA41.8781136 -87.62979819999998241.4995241 -88.275245199999986 42.256703099999996 -86.984351199999978tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4269946682171380160.post-14167788118923625152013-11-21T19:25:00.000-08:002013-11-21T19:25:45.832-08:00New micro fiction called Puppet Barf<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">New micro short of mine published over at the Other Otter, a piece called:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I read it the other night at our Pungent Parlour reading series and felt good that people thought it was funny, I thought they'd be like "what the fuck was that shit." Glad it's got a home now. Some slight bathroom humor going in it, so it's not safe for reading during a meal, or as everyone is saying now, NSFRDM.</span>The Igloo Ovenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.com1Chicago, IL, USA41.8781136 -87.62979819999998241.4995241 -88.275245199999986 42.256703099999996 -86.984351199999978tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4269946682171380160.post-63800072729214342212013-11-09T15:43:00.001-08:002013-11-09T15:43:53.345-08:00Two Dollar Radio & Film Moves<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">One of my favorite small presses, <a href="http://twodollarradio.com/" target="_blank">Two Dollar Radio</a>, is preparing to make some films. Two years ago I read <i>The Orange Eats Creeps</i> by Grace Krilanovich and it helped change the way I think about literature. Not right away. My first read of it, though charged with some enjoyment, felt like work, and at the time I wasn't in the frame of mind where I necessarily appreciated hard work in my reading life. That changed after I finished the book, a few months passed where it somehow was still digesting and decompressing in my subconscious. The desire turned up to revisit it. And looking at myself as a writer at the time I felt like a fraud. For a long time I was focused on telling clever stories. Whereas there isn't anything wrong with a fun yarn and a clever twist, I wasn't exploring and challenging myself with the fresh palette of the page. I was bound by old expectations of what I thought good novels should be. I wasn't handling language as a fine craft. Reading the book again moved me to reinvent myself as a writer, to explore personal landscapes and handle language with a finer point of respect and reverence and reshaping. So I credit this book as an important one in my development as a reader and a writer.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Then this past summer I read <i>Crapalachia</i> by Scott McClanahan and I had to do a double take because I didn't know sentences could be so lean and efficient yet saturated with personality. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I have some other Two Dollar Radio books on my shelf queued up and am already counting potential Christmas money I haven't received yet to load up on some of their newer titles that have intrigued me, like Jeff Jackson's debut novel <i>Mira Corpora. </i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">As the books of theirs I've read have been like the introduction of strange delicacies I never knew existed, I'm excited to see what they do with the medium of film. They already have an enviable handle on narrative and voice. In the age where Syd Field formulas have rusted many movies, and people's expectations of how a movie should be paced, I welcome and anticipate what they may be projecting in the realm of digital cinema, and how it may change us as movie viewers.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">For anyone that stumbles on my little blog here in the next couple of days, consider tipping them in advance at their <a href="http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/two-dollar-radio-moving-pictures" target="_blank">indiegogo campaign</a> so they can make the first round. </span><br />
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like money dwindling in my bank account is like some sort of a cancer, some abnormality
draining cell counts, sucking, withering. Life force is bolstered by the cash
stuff. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Money feels like
this burning acid that eats through my wallet and I’d like to think of it more
like a soothing balm, something sticky, minty fresh that accumulates as a pungent whiff. I wonder if there's a simple approach to how one views money, eh? If it does feel like an acid, yes, it will eat away, but if one looks upon it as some sort of nice ointment, well there you go, it releases a sort of green endorphin that triggers the brain to make actions that result in sudden pulses of cash stuff. There are so many programs out there that teach you how to get rich, but the thought of sitting down and turning off <i>thought </i>in a sort of sickly gleeful worship of cash flow makes money all the more feel like a heap of dried, chunky vomit in one's pocket. There seems to be something skewed in these programs, because the practitioners are getting rich teaching people to be rich. What is the real cultural value? Maybe that's what turns me off, culture and substance have been flattened with cliches and over charged motivation. What goes up must come down, there's a cliche for you I know, but that's gravity. And that's what I've experienced from any Zig Ziglar dabble I've had in the past. You're pumped in the morning, by the end of the afternoon, a bitterness starts to rain down on your head.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I've begun reading this book, <i>The Antidote: Happiness for People Who Can't Stand Positive Thinking </i>by Oliver Burkeman and it examines the self help industry, and the often times reverse effects. For instance, statistically people who buy a self help book buy another one within 7 months. Did that first one even work? But the thing that resonates with me is the idea of embracing uncertainty, bathing in insecurity as a way to uncover actual growth as a human being. Stare your flaws and shortcomings in the face as a way to find a way around those obstacles. Learn from them. Sap power from anxiety by letting it rip through as obscene jitters. There's a tyranny in the self help world of THINK POSITIVE THINK POSITIVE THINK POSITIVE and if you don't do that constantly then you're a grump destining yourself for failure. But the world has harsh fluctuations, and I wonder how we can solve problems if we don't study them, dive into the darkest shit and to come back with scars and a thicker skin.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I'm excited by articles like this - <a href="http://bellacaledonia.org.uk/2011/08/25/why-iceland-shold-be-in-the-news-but-is-not/" target="_blank">Why Iceland Should be in the News but Is Not</a> - where despite declaring bankruptcy are finding solid progress by shunning international banking and reforming their constitution through an all inclusive participatory democracy, making use of that there internet to engage input. Fascinating! That 1) the internet can be used for constructive discussion in politics instead of just pumping pundit badgering and goading. 2) Since money is made up to begin with, money doesn't stem as an actual resource from the Earth, we have a lot of freedom in terms of reconstructing economies. So perhaps this can save me time in considering whether I should think of cash as an acid or a soothing balm and focus on creating systems of thought. The exchange. That's what it boils down to. A fair and active system of exchange. Like positive thinking putting up a blinder to actual solutions to problems, thinking about money tapes gauze to your eyes and slices paper cuts and takes your time away from actually doing interesting things that might result in a fee for your service.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">My blood work came back recently from my first doctors visit in years. I have high cholesterol and high
triglycerides. I've started to eat oatmeal for breakfast and dessert almost every day
until it’s all good. I remember my triglycerides riding “sky high” back when I
was 16 and was on Accutane for bad acne. They had to take me off the medicine
pretty soon into treatment due to how it was affecting my triglycerides. I didn't really care what triglycerides were back then, but now I surf articles and animations about their function. I've seen a variety of infomercials for class action lawsuits for other afflictions in Accutane users, things like inflammatory bowel disease. Not yet. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">But, I am well, for I am not the gentleman I saw right after his bike t-boned
a car. The remainder of my ride was cautious. Like a granny spinning wheels
enough to stay upright. Eyes open. Don’t touch me. I’ll break. Survival of the
fittest machine.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">There were two girls who stopped with me at the site of the crash. One had an accent. Her
boyfriend, she says, doesn't wear a helmet. As we looked on the puddle of blood
left by the fallen biker. A helmet-less force. Two other gentlemen stopped. We all talked
while the fallen was loaded onto an ambulance, which to his luck, happened to be
cruising by. The hitter looked distraught but stoic. He
paced. Waiting for the police. The other bikers and I continued to chat. It
was the most social I've felt in a long time. At the scene of accidental
vehicular brutality.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">A second bike accident occurred three days later. Well, Vespa accident. I rounded the
corner from George St., about to pull onto Elston but I saw this Vespa guy coming so
I stopped. Then as he was passing through the intersection a white beater of a
car made a left turn and the Vespa guy t-boned the front, and he flipped up and
over the hood somersault style and smacked his forehead on the pavement. There
must have a delay of pain, nerve needles of the sharper kind, because he stood,
then his legs buckled and he bowed to the ground, pressing his head down into
his hands. He asked “am I bleeding?” I said no. He wasn't. A bunch of people
were already to his aide. A woman who was walking her daughter to school helped
him down the ground. A guy got out of his car to help call <st1:date day="1" month="9" year="2001">9-1-1</st1:date> but the operator of a storefront drape shop
I think it was, was already on it. On it before I could even pull my leg off my
bike and approach the fallen. Another biker in a fluorescent yellow spandex
shirt caught up to the scene and mentioned to me that the Vespa guy was driving
like an asshole, weaving in and out of cars. Vespa guy also didn’t wear a
helmet. I later did some testing of physics with my own helmet, simulating
impact points and noticed both riders, had they been
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few minutes but the guy was well tended to, one was asking him questions to
test his alertness. “What’s your name?” Simon. “How old are you?” 33. “Where do
you work?” Verizon. (I changed some details as not to call out clues to his identity). He was conversing, but out of it. A concussion most likely.
The lady with the daughter kept snapping her fingers to keep him from nodding
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">So cycling back (pun intended) to how I started this post, in talking money worries, and working my way up to bike accidents, I'm thinking heavy on what really, actually rips, bangs and burns us people. And money just seems to be a pathetic weapon yet we fear it more than any object. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The natural world; geological, botanical, and animal perform unpredictable behaviors. The observing man casts these things, based on his emotional reaction, onto people in his life. A dangerous man is like a wolf. The ill-tempered man is a volcano. The animal may trot with a certain tempo, may have a mouth curvature like a smile. Our minds fill in patterns, things are compared to things. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">We of course ate these animals.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Plants may have distinct smells, infusing a set atmosphere on the senses.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Things geological, botanical, and animal could either support life, or take it away.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Flavors tasted and fears provoked churn a spectrum of feeling. Feeling works its way into expression. Into story. Into tapestries and mythology, fueling the feeling and regurgitating power into worship. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Taste gives a distinct character to something life sustaining. This has a most powerful effect on endorphins compared to any character one may read in a story. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Flash forward to our "rational"-esque culture. We like to think we're objective, we're not savages worshiping sun and thunder gods. We have refined tastes. We eat at nice restaurants. And we celebrate personality. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The chef tends to have a large personality. As we see on TV shows. The chef, like a fine renaissance artist, cultivates flavor through concoctions of foodstuff, life sustaining foods, and when flickered as an image in fire, or the TV set, invoked is a tendency towards reverence. The burning bush. Moses may have snacked on the mountain. We poke our plates in front of these intense cooking competitions.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">We don't fear the character of lightning anymore. Unless we're out swimming. We're too busy practicing chef worship to concern ourselves with the elements. We're inside, eating, mmm, fucking good.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The ancient Gods were full of personality. Yahweh, what a loose cannon. Chef Gordan Ramsey, boy can he rip into you.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">God is more-so a little tepid and faceless now, to balance monotheism with a touch of scientific reasoning. But we're back to our roots. Like a religious ceremony, food brings people together. And that bad-ass chef is on a higher plane, a colorful human being that is more holy than average office man munching.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Celebrities that make damn good food; our new pantheon.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The old testament God may have been a little too pissy for many to swallow (If only he made food though, we could all still swallow his presence). But a raging restaurateur on Iron Chef or the like is one that we fear. The parade of Instagramed pics of complex cuisine is a sign of devoutness: A commemorative kaleidoscope of foodie photos is a digital crucifix dangling necklace or Jesus fish young adults can get behind. An icon they'd proudly hang in their living room and adopt into their newly reinvented heritage. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The styles, airs, ambiances and renderings of ethnic cultures may be a bleed over, an aftertaste influenced by native spices and seasonings. The early cooks that collectively contributed to the Chinese cuisine, Indian cuisine, Mexican, and other food styles we love, were they revered in their communities as so?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">A mad respect, yes, is deserved though by the chefs. They bust their asses and appease our taste buds. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Recently I learned how to make a sushi roll. It was a sloppy attempt, tasty however, and I felt like a creator. I was high on my own power and feeling full (of it).</span>The Igloo Ovenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.com1Chicago, IL, USA41.8781136 -87.62979819999998241.4995241 -88.275245199999986 42.256703099999996 -86.984351199999978tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4269946682171380160.post-58783599612614855832013-09-15T18:24:00.001-07:002013-09-28T13:07:46.742-07:00Biker, the Blood Spiker<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I like to think of my legs as part machine. When they're pushing against the spin cycle that gets me around.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">My Uncle John found an old bicycle in his garage, asked if I wanted it, I said yes, he fixed it up. I've had two fairly nice bicycles in the city that have been thieved from me. The more recent one, two years ago, I believe I spouted off about it here. So I've been avoiding. Yet wanting. Then avoiding, wondering if I should invest in such a vehicle, and if were to, I'd imagine the ways I can make it into a beater with duct tape and spray paint so it looks less desirable to the pro bike burglar to pawn off on the market for cheap bikes. I had often thought about going about buying a cheap bike, then wondering if I'd be inadvertently buying someone else's stolen bike, so it put the whole thing on hold.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">But this opportunity, this garage bike, this ancient machine from my Uncle's college days, having spun him around Houghton, Michigan up there in the upper peninsula, yes back in the day, this is the beater. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I've also been itching to ditch CTA for awhile. Sometimes you need a break from public transit.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I've been biking to work for a few weeks and though I look like a bike messenger these days with my pants rolled up and bike gloves wrapping my hands, there's a ton of positives about this. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I feel less anxious in the morning. There's always this anxiety I seem to absorb when riding the subway, like everybody's stress and worries about the day are wafting up and I'm inhaling this and it makes for an odd and inexplicable nerve wracking first hour of the day. I don't have that with my bicycling. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">It's 4.2 miles to work. So each day, I'm getting 8.4 miles of spin cycle cardio.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">It's a lot of damn fun.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Doing errands after work is kind of easier, as you can propel yourself in and out of different neighborhoods more fluidly than with transferring buses and waiting and transferring. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">It's a healthy thing, because in running some recent blood pressure checks, my blood pressure is on the high side. Biking is an integrated way to make sure I'm getting some exercise in the day. And as mentioned, feeling more energized in the morning, is putting me in a position where I can feasibly ween myself off coffee. Cutting back the 5 or more cup a day habit is, I think, a big step in getting this beast of a blood pressure score down. I'm 30 now, so this is the kind of thing I'm supposed to worry about. It is time.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Let's spin things morbid for a second. I've been thinking a bit about my own mortality, especially while riding my bike. For all of it's pluses, taking a spill could very well end it all. Yet, I don't feel frightened by it. I'm putting myself out there, getting where I need to go in an efficient, enjoyable way, that's life, yes? In fact, part of my lessened anxiety may be due to the notion that in comparison to the dangers of the road, whatever professional challenges I come across in the day are puny. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">So while riding to work on Friday, I was thinking about spooky stuff since it was the 13th. I thought about what if I wiped out and became a ghost. I thought about a prank I'd love to pull if I had the chance. I'd hang out in the kitchen when someone was baking something in the oven. Then I'd turn it off while they walked away to do whatever they do in between. When they come back and wonder why it's still cold, they'll notice the oven isn't even on. Then they'll think they're losing their minds! When they turn it back on, I'll turn it off again. Until they catch on. This may sound mean, and I do have a bit of a latent mean streak, but it's also harmless, and I think, hilarious.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Recently I dined at Riverview Tavern with some family that was in town. A sort of mural adorned one of the walls outlining the old Riverview Park, an amusement park that used to be situated along the river in Roscoe Village, long since shuttered and built over. With the freak show on my mind, I remembered hearing of this while working an event several years back with the photography company I used to work for. It was someone's anniversary party. The green screen back drop they requested was of a carnival-esque rendering of the old Riverview Park. I'm not sure how it related to this older couple, perhaps they had a date there. At one point, an older woman recounted how horrible the park was, that there was an actual freak show there, how<i> horrid </i>she cried. Her passionate scoff resonated in my memory and is prompting me to do some research, some historical scholarship into nasty freak shows of olde in the Chicago area. Shit, I even want to do some hardcore research, this curiosity pique on curiosities, perhaps even going to the library, tooling around on a microfiche, late nights til closing (what, 7pm in Chicago Public Libraries?) like a self serious scene right out of <i>All The President's Men. </i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The findings will be in a different post. The show is so close, and the research bug could cause me to stumble upon more weird intrigue. The loop that comes with research. And so I give myself an extension on that part. For now, I'd like to share this article from WBEZ. Apparently Riverview Park caused some racial tensions with their "Dunk the N***er" act. Sheesh. That's just fucking rude. The real freak is the segment of Chicago's population that ate that shit like it was an innocuous family pastime.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br /></span>The Igloo Ovenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.com1Chicago, IL, USA41.8781136 -87.62979819999998241.4995241 -88.275245199999986 42.256703099999996 -86.984351199999978tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4269946682171380160.post-12167776562287034282013-08-25T12:06:00.001-07:002013-08-25T12:06:38.817-07:00Closer. For Tech Startups.<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Earlier this year I saw the culture site Brain Pickings feature the book <i><a href="http://www.brainpickings.org/index.php/2012/07/26/close-to-the-machine-ellen-ullman/" target="_blank">Close to the Machine: Technophilia and Its Discontents</a></i> by Ellen Ullman. There was a line of her's they quoted that struck me like a captivating trance:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">"Soon the beautiful crystal must be recut. This lovely edge and that one are gone. The whole graceful structure loses coherence. What began in a state of grace soon reveals itself to be a jumble. The human mind, as it turns out, is messy...The messiness cannot go into the program; it piles up around the programmer...Soon the programmer has no choice but to retreat into some private interior space, closer to the machine."</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Something about this resonated as I've been dabbling in learning code here and there throughout the year. Indeed my thinking has gotten messier since taking on developing this new skill, but reading bits and passages from <i>Close to the Machine </i>seemed to instill courage to heap on the messiness. In fact life probably never gets less messy, so let's bring it on.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">This book has been on my to-read list for sometime and I finally cracked into it later this week. The text channeled in through my eyes like the fluid compulsion a programmer must feel when connecting to solutions long strained for. <i>Close to the Machine </i>reads like a well crafted novel. The sentence is precise. Beyond being a book classified in Technology or Memoir, is something that rings of literature, with swell philosophies that don't feel prattled but earned.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">An odyssey of sorts as Ellen Ullman progresses her career as a software engineer, but also examines her own ability to relate to the human experience. Here it takes on the feel of a love story stripped of cliches and mushiness. Yes, there are bits about her relationships with men, and women. And parents. But the thread of love gravitates toward a love of career, and takes it deeper than anything else that focuses on the story of one's occupation.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I hope progressions in technology bring along parallels in her train of thought, and perhaps we roll into an age where career obsession revolves more around function, and operating in some way that works, versus the ladder of wealth that gets the attention as one considers success in spite of sometimes stomping on desirable actions. Enter refinement of logic. Ullman, an admitted ex-communist, may not have shed those leanings, but seems to have refracted bits of communism through the blend of logic, and morals. As she questions a wealthy friend: "These men you advise - what do you think drives them? It has to be more than money; they already have a lot of money. What is it - what is inside of them?" Sometimes behavior can be debugged too. Yes I zeroed in and dragged in some mentions of communism. Before you go calling me a communist, I'm not one yet. But perhaps as I gain more courage to sift through and write code, I may learn to have the courage to extract bits from theories for the sake of contributing a unique line to something that works for the big damn machine that is this world we live in.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Terence McKenna fascinates me. After hearing him speak in some various YouTube clips, I found him an infectious lecturer and was curious to check out his writing. Now, I consider myself a "pseudo-pschonaut" in that it's been many years since I dabbled in any hallucinogens. My tendency toward anxiety makes that a tricky pursuit. But I've long been interested in lucid dreaming and various topics in consciousness. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/114867.True_Hallucinations" target="_blank"><i>True Hallucinations</i></a> reads like a mad scientist's journal, and for that I enjoyed it. It excites you. Running with ideas is fun. Though in some parts, hearing someone rant about a mushroom trip while you're not on mushrooms yourself can feel a little like being sober in a packed bar, for that it can also get a little exhausting. In the end curiosity in his point of view propelled me further.<br /><br />I'm intrigued to check into <i>The Invisible Landscape</i> where the McKenna brothers seem to go deeper into the actual Time Wave Theory, whereas True Hallucinations is more so an account of their drug adventures. But an idea that resonates for further exploration is the notion that perhaps alien life has already colonized our planet in the form of certain plants and mushrooms. These mushrooms serve as a sort of star ship for voyages deep into the universe itself. Yeah it sounds a little crack-pottish, and McKenna is a crackpot, though he admits to it and has fun with it. If the book lacked his humor and self deprecation it would have been more difficult to humor back and go for the ride. The universe is crazy, so fuck it, let's explore the nooks and crannies. Ah, the fringe sciences. <br /><br />Here's a quote to give you a sense of the sort of thinking, that whether you're into hearing about other people's drug stories and mind blowing stoner thoughts, well, the beautiful intricacy of the physical world deserves a little trance-like observation from time to time.<br /><br />"[Sand dunes] bear a resemblance to the force that created them, wind. It is as if each grain of sand were a bit inside the memory of a natural computer. The wind is the input that arranges the grains of sand so that they beam a lower-dimensional template of a higher-dimensional phenomenon, in this case the wind. There is nothing magical about this, and it does not seem mysterious to us: wind, a pressure that is variable in space. In my thinking, the genes of organisms are grains of sand arranged by the ebb and flow of the winds of time. Naturally, then, organisms bear the imprint of the inherent variables in the temporal medium in which they arose. DNA is the blank slate upon which the changing temporal variables have had their sequin and relative differences recorded. Any technique that saw into the energetic relationships within a living organism, such as yoga or the use of psychedelic plants, would also give a deep insight concerning the variable nature of time." - Terence McKenna, <i>True Hallucinations: Being An Account of The Author's Extraordinary Adventures in the Devil's Paradise.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;">I just finished this last night, so these are just some initial thoughts. As I digest, there may or may not be some more nuggets of brilliance or bullshit to sift through and write more about it. Even if there are more swells of bullshit, I have a lot of respect for Terence McKenna. He goes places and shares his experience, and I find nothing wrong with that. Mushrooms grow in shit and when life's circumstances or societal structures get to feeling like bullshit, hats off to someone who devours a delectable fungus and appreciates the show.</span> <span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Because what's behind the curtain may reveal some incredibly important cosmic knowledge we need someday to save humanity.</span>The Igloo Ovenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.com0Chicago, IL, USA41.8781136 -87.62979819999998241.4995241 -88.275245199999986 42.256703099999996 -86.984351199999978tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4269946682171380160.post-83671025003395980902013-08-19T18:39:00.004-07:002013-08-19T18:39:49.991-07:00Pungent Parlour - An August Must.<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I've got this swell reading series in Chicago called Pungent Parlour that I co-created with my friend Jeremy Solomon. For a couple of years I did one called The Liquid Burning of Apocalyptic Bard Letters with my friend Aaron Cynic. That was, you guessed it, apocalypse themed. After a year away from it I was hungry to have a similar series to look forward to, something salon style, maybe a little looser in terms of theme, in that space in the back room at Black Rock Pub & Kitchen. Fireplaces and couches. Rustic wood. We did The Liquid Burning there, before we got booted from Matilda Baby Atlas when they converted it into a "dance club." We wanted to create a series that was a cozy "safe" space in the sense of writers trying out pieces from any stage of the writing process. New work. Old work. Published work. Desk drawer dust covered work. Each one we've done we've seen a wide variety: funny, violent, poignant, avant garde, interactive, grotesque. List expands. Chicago has a ton of good live lit going on, and I love it all. But I especially love our literary home. We're going into our 7th one tomorrow. We do it every 3rd Tuesday of the Month. I'll be there. I hope you'll be there. 8:30pm</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;"><br /></span>The Igloo Ovenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.com0Chicago, IL, USA41.8781136 -87.62979819999998241.4995241 -88.275245199999986 42.256703099999996 -86.984351199999978tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4269946682171380160.post-47266543010436704092013-07-20T18:56:00.005-07:002013-07-20T18:56:51.811-07:00Pearl Jammer<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">An occasional pastime for me and my brother is to go to a Pearl Jam concert. Well, we've only been to two now, but I'd like for it become a pastime. A couple of years ago he took me to see the PJ20 tour kickoff at Alpine Valley. That was a birthday present to me. The concert at Wrigley Field he took me to last night was also a birthday present. I need to make some big money to return the favor and take him to something huge, someday. Perhaps the next Pearl Jam concert. Eddie Vedder wants to come back to Wrigley Field, perhaps do a double header, and I hope he does.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Pearl Jam is a special thing for me and my brother. I inadvertently turned him onto it when he was in 7th grade. Shopping at a music store in the Auburn Mall (Auburn, ME) a store since closed and turned into something else, maybe a Bath and Body Works or a smoothie place, I picked out a birthday gift for him. At random, I chose a cassette tape of Pearl Jam's <i>Vs</i>. because I liked the image of the snarling sheep warped by a wide angle lens. He fell in love with it, and soon bought the tape of <i>Ten</i>. And then we got CD players so he got the subsequent albums after that on CD. He got really into them. One time I was talking to a friend on AIM, my brother came in the room, looked over my shoulder, saw he had mentioned Pearl Jam. My brother got me to ask him if he was a Pearl Jam freak. My friend's reply was: I like Pearl Jam but I wouldn't say that I'm a freak of theirs. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">My brother went to see them play as much as he could in college, was in a Pearl Jam cover band too, and bought all of their bootleg CDs. His collection was wide and deep. I remember during one semester break when I too had moved on to college, riding with him when he went to participate in a nordic ski race at Lake Placid, where the old Olympic trails were, and we listened to a shit load of Pearl Jam. The bootlegs. In the dark of night as we drove, I imagined myself there. It seemed like a good show. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Finally we got to go together. And it's a fucking treasure. It's uplifting without the cheese. Grunge can vibrate goodness. Sometimes seeing the pseudo sense of worship that is a rock concert can be off putting. But when I see it at a Pearl Jam show, I feel like these guys deserve to be rock gods every night they go out there and do their thing. Seeing the people around me getting into it, I feel as though even though they're letting themselves float away, they are grounded good people to be in the vicinity of. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">A couple of similarities between the two I've been two. A shit load of rain. And late late late nights. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">When I was at their Alpine Valley show, it was night 1 of 2. That was the rainy day, a wet soaked, cold one. It was also two days after a fiasco of a moving experience where the movers didn't show up and my girlfriend and I had to make car trip after car trip until 6am. No sleep. Yet the discomfort of tiredness and damp chills was soothed by the crooning and riffing. Like I said, it's uplifting. A sort of dirty, lax, unpretentious church. Then my brother's friend got too drunk and needed someone to drive him to our campsite. He couldn't remember where he parked exactly. We embarked on a romp through fields through to other fields searching until the lot was mostly cleared out. I continued to magically find burrs on my shoes for weeks after removing any and all that appeared suddenly on my shoe laces. Ghost burrs.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Last night, Pearl Jam played for half an hour before impending storms were looking via radar to smack Wrigley Field. They were pressured to take a break, and the Pearl Jam guys seem to take heart the safety of their fans after some were trampled at a Denmark show in 2000. So the field was cleared, the storms hit. Our seats were on the 3rd row of the upper deck, along the 3rd base dugout. Just barely shielded by the overhang, the east blowing wind kept us from being drenched. The spray was refreshing, and lighting seared the skyline. It was beautiful. It passed. We waited. We worried about the show being able to continue. There was that Wrigley Field curfew, which we were pleased to learn when they finally took back to the stage at 11:30pm, had been lifted. "Ernie Banks used to say, 'let's play two,'" Eddie Vedder quoted and continued with his add-on. "Let's play til two." Everyone went nuts. 38 songs were played. Quite a few were from <i>Yield, </i>one of my favorites. They also played <i>Bugs </i>from <i>Vitalogy </i>and people were geeked. Showed that some true fans were there, to get psyched over a rarely played track. I'm glad they got to finish. Out of all the people who've done Wrigley Field concerts, it seems to mean the most to Eddie Vedder. A Cub's die hard. An Ernie Banks fan, who joined him onstage after the rain delay.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">It ended a little after 2am. Knowing public transit would be packed, and infrequent, via the bus to get back to Logan Square, my brother and I walked home. 2.81 miles. I enjoy a good walk, so does he, so it was tolerable. We were energized, though exhausted and in a pleasant daze. I thought about how it now being July 20th, it would have been my dad's 63rd birthday if he were still alive. I thought about how he would have been pleased to see my brother and I spending time together seeing a great show. I also thought about how one time when my brother and I were in high school, he overheard us talking about punk music. He asked what we were talking about. We replied that he wouldn't know what we were talking about, that it was about punk music. He said that he liked some punk music. We laughed and said "sure, sure, name a punk band!" He said that he liked Pearl Jam. "Haha, Dad! Pearl Jam isn't punk music! Oh boy oh boy, geez Dad." I felt bad about that. Like we were barring him entry into a little club. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I thought about my destroyed umbrella as a symbol of the day. I thought about ducking into a Walgreen's, but did I want to spend 7 bucks on something the Chicago winds would mess with again? And again. And again. It becomes its own line item to budget: umbrella supply. Plus I've been getting this minor form of OCD lately: during a recent Walgreen's checkout, the terminal asked me if I wanted to donate $1 to fight diabetes, my brain said "if you don't donate right now, you'll get diabetes" and so being soaking wet, I didn't want that kind of pressure.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Passing by Hot Doug's, quite a popular hot dog joint in Chicago, usually only open two hours a day, long lines withstanding, there was indeed a long line. I've yet to go. Of course being out for a run I didn't have my wallet on me. I thought about proposing a "creative begging" to the last person in line. <i>If I run up to Irving Park (Hot Doug's being just a couple of blocks north of Belmont) and back (just shy of 2 miles) before you get to the door, you buy me a hot dog, deal? </i>But I chickened out, which is probably the more appropriate behavior here in how to follow through on such an idea.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I saw many others running, most listening to iPods through ear buds. I wondered if I'd feel more motivated while running if I were listening to adrenaline boosting music, I probably would, would probably last longer with pick ups. Though, if I were to look at running as a more therapeutic activity, which is a big part of why I'm running, I do appreciate letting my ears out in the open, to immerse in the airwaves of city sounds and the wisps of nature between voids of concrete. I get enough motivation from the echoing in my mind of my old cross country coach, Dan Campbell, saying "Come on Phillips!" I hear this and it helps me run faster. For you Campbell, balls to the walls! He was the inspiration for my "Coach" character in my novel <i>Votary Nerves.</i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">While running across the Belmont bridge over the river, I heard a sudden sound wave, like amplifiers being cranked by quick twist of the knob at a street festival. Coming from Western up by Mariano's and Lane Tech, where there was a carnival last weekend. I wondered if the carnival stuck around and what if a sound wave could be so amped that it'd knock a man down, a man running on a bridge, a man who couldn't react quick enough when the force bent his hip over the railing.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">City sounds can move a man. </span>The Igloo Ovenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.com0Chicago, IL, USA41.8781136 -87.62979819999998241.4995241 -88.275245199999986 42.256703099999996 -86.984351199999978tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4269946682171380160.post-44777945261311619622013-06-01T16:02:00.001-07:002013-06-01T16:02:04.044-07:00Running Dickhead<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Roughly a week ago, I recognized, I've been feeling older. A bit of high blood pressure going on (I worked that into a new short story, so it worked out as fodder). Been eating better, certainly doing a bit of walking. But my body could use a push, an upping on the cardiac flow, so I took advantage of the long Memorial Day Weekend and went for a jog. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">At first, my body felt surprisingly good. It was refreshing. I even pushed some sprints. I went up and down a trail along the Chicago river, some of the fresh feeling was snuffed by the smell of sewage coming from the waterway, but that soon passed. Must have only been a pocket of sludge floating there.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The next day I ran a bit west, twirled around some diagonal, neighbor-hoody side streets. I thought; I <i>do</i> like this running thing. I've never been much into gyms. Running on treadmills, going from weight station to weight station, feels sort of stiff, non-inspirational for me as far as fitness goes. But having been a cross-country runner and cross-country skier throughout high school, activities I did enjoy, that sense of fast exploration was awakened. Running is freeing in regards to that. Checking out weird pockets of the neighborhood and surrounding neighborhoods without eating up a large chunk of the day as my occasional walkabouts would.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Wednesday, I was stressed about a work thing, and went for quite the run in the evening, pushing some sprints, even some pickups lasting several minutes. The endorphin buzz! Just what I needed. So the runner's high addiction may be something I'll be dealing with this summer and not willing to sway on, unless the MSG in knock-off potato chips gets me feeling even better!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">This afternoon, a guy tried handing me a brochure for what looked like a pizza place to me while I was running. He may have read my mind because I was thinking about what carbs I'd have later, excited for them, but man, what do you think I'm going to do with a pizza brochure while doing my run? Clutch it and look like an irony of body work? I did pig out on beer battered onion rings earlier in the day, but that is a contradiction behind closed doors. Plus my hands aren't going to want any responsibility. What a weird move <i>guy</i>. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">One of the things I've noticed while running is I see a lot of elderly people walking, or hobbling, with a cane, real slow. And I feel guilty, like, should I go help them out? I feel like I should. That my running around all young and peppy is flaunting something they lack right in their faces. But I also wonder, if I did stop and help them walk around to wherever they may be going, maybe that would be annoying to them, perhaps they just want to go for a stroll in peace and clear their mind. And it would take up a lot of time, for me, if I'm to note something selfish. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Once a few years back an old lady with massive swollen ankles asked me to help her to the grocery store, so I was nice, and did. But she creeped me out when she started offering me a quarter each for all these jobs around her apartment she wanted me to do, which sounded like a lot, and she wasn't asking sweetly, she was stating what she wanted me to do and then dangling a quarter like it would get done faster. Then I pictured myself becoming a permanent low wage employee in her apartment, feeling guilty about leaving her, and thus, never leaving her dark apartment, doing foot rubs and filling a jar with quarters. Because I felt so guilty in this imagined scenario, I panicked after she had me walk her around Jewel at the pace of a dying turtle, so I transitioned a Jewel employee in my place. In all fairness, I was already late for a film shoot, even later because I had tried to be a nice guy, so I felt compelled to get another young man to take my shift with her.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">But I feel as though I need to look out more for old people. Maybe not stopping my jog to serve as a second cane, though it may be a dose of companionship. But I'd like to place this guilt and desire to help more efficiently, instead of just thinking it and going off as a running dickhead, waving off pizza brochures from some poor guy just trying to keep his franchise afloat. After all, feeling old is what made me want to get up and run around. Someday, I won't be able to run.</span><br />
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<br />The Igloo Ovenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.com0Chicago, IL, USA41.8781136 -87.62979819999998241.4995241 -88.275245199999986 42.256703099999996 -86.984351199999978tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4269946682171380160.post-73318209061375808912013-05-02T10:10:00.000-07:002013-05-02T10:10:15.066-07:00Gun Shit<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">I've been weaning myself off opinionated rants because, well, who am I to be speaking out on certain things. At times, I wonder if I've earned my perspective, so I've been focusing on doing that. Earning perspective versus rattling off stances.<br /><br />But today, I feel reactive.<br /><br />Ya know, for awhile I've been a bit moderate in my thoughts on the gun issue, pro gun-control in part, certainly background checks seem a helpful start. If that's an infringement on rights, well employers, landlords, etc run background checks and no one's barking about their rights there, so it's really not a "rights" issue where background checks are concerned with guns, is it? Nice try. But I've long felt a sense of respectful politeness towards nice people that enjoy hunting, want to have a protective device perhaps, or enjoy marksmanship. So, I was for finding a balance between the 2nd Amendment, sure, and reasonable gun control.<br /><br />Reading this - <a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/01/kentucky-5-year-old-gets-rifle-as-gift-and-shoots-2-year-old-sister-dead/">http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/05/01/kentucky-5-year-old-gets-rifle-as-gift-and-shoots-2-year-old-sister-dead/</a> - it's a gut punch. And my thoughts now are: Let's just be done with guns. Let's just be done. Let's. Just be done. This whole thing is like watching someone use heroin because they enjoy it and we're afraid to jump in there because, well, it's his freedom of choice to do so. But if you love someone, you intervene right? There's some sort of intervention to say, you know what, time to stop, you're killing yourself. Substitute America for the junky and swap out drug of choice with guns, and it's the same scenario. Simply saying, fine let the junky die off is a little different now, because, we are all America. <br /><br />When I was 8 and inspired by the movie <i>Robin Hood Prince of Thieves</i>, my friends and I fashioned our own bows and arrows in the woods using branches and string from our mom's sewing chest. Then one day a friend accidentally shot his little brother in the eye with an arrow and we all got our bows and arrows taken away from us. That was a good call on our dad's part. Kid's can aggressive with their toys. Adults can get aggressive with their toys too. America's founding fathers are long gone, their advice a little murky now. America needs a living father figure who has the balls to take away privileges when they are abused. Shit, some bad men, or misguided little boys are ruining it for everybody else. So what. Tough shit. The gun industry may have been a bad experiment. <br /><br />But what really is at the heart of this gun addiction? Is it protection against the government gone tyrannical? Whoa, even these automatic rifles with hefty magazines won't take a down a drone or a tank or a missile. We've got to get little more creative if we want to keep the government in check, so let's not think the 2nd Amendment so crucial.<br /><br />The thing is, we all want to feel cool, tough under control. Movies instill in us a sense of how to be cool. I'm not really one for censorship, so let's do a little free market exercise and stop buying into movies that pump our heads full of the imagery below:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />One, it's not that entertaining. Maybe that's a snotty thing for me to say, but I'm going to say it anyway. It also feeds our subconscious with a weird, inappropriate way to respond when life naturally frustrates us. We see charismatic tough dudes taking matters into their own hands, and it can be a warped inspiration to a loner having a tough time. Or, if a cold blooded plan isn't floating in one's head, they may, though, be intrigued to play with guns. Like the 8 year me and my friends playing with arrows. We didn't really want to shoot each other, but accidents happen, because it's easy to get reckless when playing with toys.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Now, I'm not against violence in movies when portrayed as it is actually is: creepy, horrifying and stressful. The cool dude shoot 'em up also pumps up the arms industry, it's great advertisement, perpetuating a bloated rationalizing clutch on outdated wording, like the 2nd Amendment. So, how to be done with the physical guns themselves, let's be done with the gun culture. If we don't want the government to make this decision for us, then we the people, let's stop buying gun bullshit, and let the free market fade that shit out.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">There. That's my gut. My gut opinion. Now, gun lovers. Convince me that my gut is way off. That my concern for the drug epidemic, that is shooting other people in the guts, is off base and tyrannical.</span>The Igloo Ovenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.com2Chicago, IL, USA41.8781136 -87.62979819999998241.499532099999996 -88.275245199999986 42.2566951 -86.984351199999978tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4269946682171380160.post-37968594919511540712013-04-21T13:59:00.004-07:002013-04-21T13:59:30.854-07:00Ravaging the System<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">There's this sense of reward I feel whenever I heal from a hangover, or like my recent experience with food poisoning. It's as though my body has accomplished something grand, letting seep from my marrow a toxic sludge, any old sense of burden made a solvent in the literal poison, raised into a cacophonous crescendo of discomfort, until, swept away through a stream of hot, dark yellow piss.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Recently I grabbed a quick xxxxxxxxx at xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx , and holy hell I felt like Rasputin in his final moments. I vomited once about 2am, again at 4am, again while taking a shower at 7am, again when I got to work. While hanging over the toilet bowl down the hall from the office, I realized this was worse than any intense hangover, and I've experienced plenty of those to compare. This was my body rejecting something that had penetrated deep. The greasy thing I ate at xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx. After some vomiting, came explosive shitting. I'm leaving the place cryptic as I've long since enjoyed it, of any fast food, it's been my go-to for a cheap, quick bite while on the run around town. Of the hundreds of times I've chowed it down, this was my first internal attack. So, though it will take some time before I go back, I will forgive it. I will eventually come around. I'll write this off as a fluke. Could happen anywhere. Makes me rethink the culture of chef worship seeing how minor actions of a cook can smite one down, groaning.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I had left work early, laid in the shower because the warmth was somewhat comforting, distracting, and if I needed to vomit again, a good place to wash it away. And I did retch again, hot burning acid from my stomach ripping away my throat. I thought I maybe saw drops of blood in this latter round of upchuck. I wondered if I should go to the hospital? Did I have the energy to go to the hospital? No. I did not. I thought I could be dying. I thought that could be a relief. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">But eventually my body rid itself of the poison and I felt like a new man. The ravaging, was somehow, refreshing. It reminded me of the monologue from Sam Shepard's <i>La Tourista </i>I had used for theatre auditions for many years. "Nothing like a little amoebic dysentery to build up a man's immunity to his environment." Perhaps I've internalized this philosophy a bit after so many recantations. I'm a fan of ravaging my system every once in awhile. The clarity after that storm, seeing thick tree roots of dull anxiety ripped up and laid waste. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">But today I thought about ravaging, and society's equivalent. A body politic can digest things that are unhealthy too. And things like the Boston Marathon bombing, Newtown, Aurora, and let's not forget about variations of attack abroad. Yet the sigh of relief at the end of my nausea, where is the equivalent in this greater scheme of world retching? Well, there are bubbles of violence, we all settle back in, until the next event of malevolence pops. Just as I'm sure someday again I'll eat bad food, or drink too much, making this sigh of relief a blip in time too.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Civilization can get complicated. Problems fizz. When I see attempted solutions in the form of explosions, nicking apart flesh, aside from the horror, I notice there is a glaring lack of creativity in that approach. It's cliche. Someone's mad at the world and they hurt people, they make a mess. It's been done before, ineffective to a goal, it perpetuates cycles of sociological shrapnel, and literal shrapnel. A troubling lack of regard, empathy, and imagination. As I think about this, from the perspective of my body's cells, I can hear them say the same thing about my instinct in the face of my own problems to bombard my system with shitty food and drink. I'm a self inflicted terrorist taking down a little known party in power called my stomach lining. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">As I laid out in my shower I began to feel a greater respect toward the living community that is my body, the trillions of cells trying to work together, to coexist and meet their needs. Problem solving should enlist much greater creativity than the nuclear urge to ravage the system. There isn't much in the way of critical thinking there, it doesn't address and balance multiple perspectives. It's shortsighted, without courage or patience, and courage and patience are considered virtues. Drunks and mad-bombers aren't considered heroes. Because they aren't solving problems.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Zooming out from the temporary wasting of my own flesh, the bigger body is yearning for an ocean size equivalent of a ginger ale jacuzzi.</span>The Igloo Ovenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.com0Chicago, IL, USA41.8781136 -87.62979819999998241.499532099999996 -88.275245199999986 42.2566951 -86.984351199999978tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4269946682171380160.post-77609895942131958012013-04-07T18:55:00.001-07:002013-04-07T18:55:04.115-07:00The Greatest Hamstring (Prank) Ever Pulled<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">This morning I was a running enthusiast and went down town to watch my girlfriend run in the Shamrock Shuffle. As I walked up to my intended post to spectate at the corner of Roosevelt and Michigan, a guy and his girlfriend rounded the corner.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The guy faked a hamstring injury and went down. His girlfriend slowed and went over to him. "You okay, you okay?" </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Guy: (a little louder) I just wanted an excuse to get down on one knee. I love you so much.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The guy reached into his pocket, pulled out a crumpled tissue. Inside that was a little black velvet pouch. He fumbled with the drawstrings to pull out a ring. The girl now took her ear-buds out.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I think she said yes. I didn't hear her say it, but she kissed him and let him slide on the ring. The ring didn't quite fit, didn't make it past the knuckle. Though that can be fixed later.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">An older couple by me took some photos of the proposal. The man shouted to the guy, "I got some photos, do you want me to e-mail them to you?" </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Guy: It's okay, my parents are over there taking photos.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">His parents were on the other side, a little further away. Then a bearded guy by us said "I got photos too! Congrats."</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">The newly engaged couple started to run off, near the finish! A Course Marshal jogged over to them. "I should let you know, it's all up hill from here, haha." And all of the married couples watching got a good laugh at his joke. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I'm glad it was a successful proposal. I couldn't imagine one having to finish a running race with the weight of disappointment.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">It was nice to see such a feel good moment. Prior to this, as the "Elite" runners were to be rounding onto Michigan avenue, a car somehow turned onto the road and everyone, spectators, marshals were flipping out at him. A cop car cornered him, two cops ran over to face down his hood. The driver stopped his car, "what do you want me to do?" You could hear his thoughts. Marshals came out from the crowds to unlatch a barricade so he could drive out. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I could see his flushed face and feel his embarrassment heat the windshield.</span>The Igloo Ovenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.com2Chicago, IL, USA41.8781136 -87.62979819999998241.499532099999996 -88.275245199999986 42.2566951 -86.984351199999978tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4269946682171380160.post-75376677073316207762013-04-01T19:38:00.002-07:002013-04-01T19:38:36.286-07:00April Foole<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Our kitchen at work is stocked with candy. I made the comment to a co-worker that, even though I threw away Mounds candy bars accumulated during Halloween as a child, I thoroughly enjoy them as an adult. He reacted as though I confessed I enjoy licking piss from the rim of a toilet bowl. He made it clear how disgusting he thought coconuts to be in general. With April 1st looming, I thought this ammunition to fuck with him.</span><div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">I prepped to try it anyway, but the guy didn't have a water glass at his desk all day. I tried to plant thirst in his mind, making my own frequent trips to the water cooler, proclaiming each time that I was damn thirsty for some reason, maybe something in the air. But he paid no mind.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Eventually he got a Vitamin Water and drank it real slow.</span></div>
The Igloo Ovenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.com1Chicago, IL, USA41.8781136 -87.62979819999998241.499532099999996 -88.275245199999986 42.2566951 -86.984351199999978tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4269946682171380160.post-60121189271478335752013-03-31T10:02:00.001-07:002013-03-31T10:02:30.632-07:00Got Beat Up By A Chocolate Frosty<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Pseudo Spring day, I went for a walk. After awhile I passed by a Wendy's, and this day feeling fairly Spring-ish, I wanted an ice cream cone, a Frosty would do. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">So I went in, dropped some pennies on the sugar sticky floor by mistake as I filled in for the tax on top of the dollar, found a window seat and ate some spoonfuls of this treat. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">After some twenty spoonfuls I got a rush of brain-freeze, and a sort of tightening in my throat that was sort of painful. I paused in my indulgence. Then I laughed. <i>Haha, I got hurt by a chocolate Frosty. </i>Harsh swallow. <i>This Frosty hurt me a little bit. </i></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">After I finished, disposed of the cup, and left I started thinking, well yeah, this Frosty <i>could actually</i> hurt me some day in the form of diabetes if my endocrine system should so choose to spike me with this. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Americans are getting bullied by Frosties everyday, or more-so, taunted by our sweet teeth and left astray and </span><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">poisoned by one of our own organs. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">And it begins with what I put into my belly, which becomes a soluble in my blood, I know that, so I teeter between conscientious eating and snacking on tasty junk. It's a battle with craving. It begins in the mind, so before I go and give myself a blood disease, or technically an insulin miscommunication disease, I must reckon, I got a bit of mental one. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Therapists everywhere should keep in mind, sometimes a Frosty isn't just a Frosty.</span></div>
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The Igloo Ovenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.com0Chicago, IL, USA41.8781136 -87.62979819999998241.499532099999996 -88.275245199999986 42.2566951 -86.984351199999978tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4269946682171380160.post-54812448209356933222013-03-23T15:32:00.001-07:002013-03-23T15:32:26.832-07:00Control Experiment<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">As I've delved more into learning how to code, my dreams have taken on a more intense sensory fabric. A couple of lucid dreams have weaved an occurrence. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">But mostly just intense: the other night a book was released, supposedly written by aliens that went into the future a few years from now, found out the U.S.A goes bankrupt, because of Medicare. This book becomes the rage and incites a civil war. I forget which side I fought for but at one point in my dream I was pushing a cannon strapped with bungy cords to a shopping cart.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Last night, I was hanging out in a primordial geographical mess. Canada used to be a mountain in Mexico, but was picked up and flattened up above the U.S.A. Some farmers and fisherman were pissed because of the ocean displacement. Ooh, there's a theme, eh? In the two dreams mentioned, U.S.A. and people pissed are common threads. But these are things I live around day-to-day, so of course they will be absorbed and become backdrops.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">As I first started to learn HTML a few weeks back, I'd of course cram lessons and do exercises in the evening before bed. My dreams brought me to a bright red brain machine in which I had to solve puzzles to maneuver through it. But this is life right? We learn to program ourselves and make our way through a blue/green sphere and overcome problems in order to keep on moving around on it?</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, Times New Roman, serif;">Time to go meditate, and program my brain to redirect around conditioned responses to stressors, such as anxiety or glum dumpiness. Time to teach myself to further look at the problem as beautiful. That bright red brain machine was fucking gorgeous.</span>The Igloo Ovenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.com0Chicago, IL, USA41.8781136 -87.62979819999998241.499532099999996 -88.275245199999986 42.2566951 -86.984351199999978